Fictional institution. Real Newfoundland spirit. Absolutely no committees were formed to approve this website.
Admissions · Fall 2027

Your future should not be pending approval.

One application. No processing fee. No supplementary form confirming that you completed the first form. Applications reviewed promptly. We know—it’s unsettling.

Start your applicationHow admission works
A remarkably short process

Admission without the ceremonial fog.

Farshore welcomes applicants who can provide a name, an email address and enough confidence to press a blue button. Everything else is largely a matter for committees, which is precisely why we have removed most of it.

1application
$0application fee
0supplementary applications
∞password-reset opportunities avoided
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Choose something

Pick the program that sounds most useful—or least likely to require calculus.

02

Complete one form

Not an application to apply. Not a portal within a portal. One form.

03

Submit it

There is no fee. After a 17-month review, we determined this was simpler.

04

Hear from a human

Within a period of time recognizable using the Gregorian calendar.

Official application for admission

Apply to FUN

Fall 2027 · Application fee: $0

1. The information we actually need

That is the complete list of personally identifying information we ask for. We showed restraint.

2. Academic intentions
How confident are you in this decision?
3. Essential academic screening
Can you distinguish a puffin from a penguin under ordinary lighting conditions?

Applicants selecting “No” remain eligible. Geography is not currently a prerequisite.

4. Newfoundland preparedness
Select any statements you are prepared to affirm.
5. Optional personal statement
Leadership, resilience and inexplicable Grade 8 soccer revelations are all permitted.
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6. Administrative readiness
Have you read the Admissions Handbook?
Privacy, unusually concise.
We collect your name and email so your entirely fictional application can be received and acknowledged. Do not submit transcripts, birth dates, addresses, government identification, financial information or anything you would be annoyed to see printed on a committee agenda.
7. Declaration
Application received

That was disturbingly straightforward.

Your application has entered Farshore's highly sophisticated four-stage admissions process.

RECEIVEDREADDECIDEDTOLD

Your application number is:

Current status: RECEIVED
Estimated processing time: Before you forget applying.

A copy of the submission has been sent to the Farshore Admissions office. No applicant database was harmed in the making of this form.

Frequently avoided questions

Questions Admissions has agreed to answer.

Is Farshore difficult to get into?

There are doors. Most open normally.

Can I apply to more than one program?

Yes. Unlike several internal university systems, we are aware that humans can have more than one interest.

When will I hear back?

Soon enough that you remember applying.

Is there really no application fee?

Correct. Please stop trying to give us money before you are admitted.

What happens to my information?

The form sends the submission to Farshore Admissions by email. This implementation does not create a permanent applicant database.

Ready to put the FUN back in university?

One application. No processing fee. No essay about how Grade 8 soccer taught you resilience. No portal password that expires while you’re creating it.

Apply now